He's at it again
The mullet's back
On a plastic head
Definitely not the voice
Farnham says that he's retired for good
But he always comes back
He's got bills to pay
Gold earrings don't come cheap
He'll stretch it out a few more weeks
Farnsy
Barnsy
Kerri-Anne
Bert Newton
Darryl Somers
Darryl Braithwaite
Time's up
Fuck off
Coming to a corporate function near you
You're burnt out